Woops.

I just realized I started this blog a year ago, and I only have one post. I guess I wasn't as bored as I thought...

Stay tuned until August 2010 for another exciting entry. Or don't. I'll probably forget about this entirely by then.

A Blog is Born

I bet you’re thinking that I started this blog because a certain few chums of mine have written some pretty hilarious stuff on theirs and therefore received more attention than me, which is completely unacceptable. Or you might be thinking that its because I started a full-time desk job where I can now get paid to do less productive things that when I was sitting at home eating pita chips and drinking Amstel Light at 11 in the morning while watching encore presentations of “The Secret Life of the American Teenager”. Or maybe just taking myself too seriously sounds like fun!

Well, it’s none of those things. The truth is… I finally ran out of things to do on the internets. A girl can only go through her click-cycle so many times in one day. After the fifth round of the standard rotation beginning with cuteoverload (for comforting fuzzy creatures) to imdb (kinda related to work but usually end up on page for Christian Bale or similar) to Wikipedia (educational value) to gofugyourself (to build self up about making better fashion choices than celebrities) to wamu.com to tear self down by seeing balance and literal worthlessness) and finally back to cuteoverload (to comfort myself with the video of Christian the Lion, Whitney Houston Version after seeing bank balance), one just needs to spice things up. So yeah, it’s something to do.

But actually, it’s the first reason. I really like attention.